What is the definition of Pumpkin Pet Insurance?

Alright, let's get this juicy started! 'Pumpkin pet insurance' is like a fancy health club for your furry friends, but instead of cardio and weight loss, it's all about saving a pumpkin when it gets hit by a squirrel or falls off the tree. It's the insurance you buy to make sure your beloved, spook-tacular pumpkin cat (or dog) doesn't end up in a wildlife sanctuary because they got too chilly and needed a cozy pumpkin bed.

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But here's the edgy twist: "Sarah's pumpkin pet insurance? She just found out her fluffy little orange ball of joy got hit by a ghost squirrel and now she's paying $5,000 for every pumpkin she eats. 'Oh no, my pumpkin's sick! Let's get this pet insurance!' She's trying to make sure her pumpkin doesn't end up in the same predicament as the other pumpkins she's lost over the years."